Congratulations on graduating! As you embark on this new journey, here are some essentials to help you along the way:

  • Grocery coupons: Remember to eat something other than just Kraft Dinner!
  • A roll of toilet paper: Make sure you know how to change the roll.
  • Some aspirin: This will come in handy for those early morning classes.
  • Some dish towels: Time to start taking care of your own dishes.
  • Some underwear: Make your mom happy and wear clean underwear.
  • An alarm clock: You won’t have anyone to shake you awake anymore.
  • A Twinkie: These will last forever and help prevent food poisoning.
  • Some ink: You never know when you’ll need to use a pen.
  • Orthopedic insoles: Yay, you have your car back!
  • Some nuts: These represent me – you left home too late and I’m already a little cracked.

Good luck on your new adventure!